irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
cruciozayn: for every single person who reblogs this ill creep ur blog and leave one word that describes you pls do it this will be fun ok
thewholockgames: thegirlincendio: the-cyclopes-are-watching: Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is. The bacon who lived…come to fry imm goNNA PEE MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMFG
all-thingsdisney: disneyforeverlives: creepingmonsterism: Plot twist: Disney buys Tumblr. ID BE OKAY WITH THIS ACTUALLY And then every cursor leaves a trail of sparkles as every dash looks like Blingee gave it a makeover
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
I’m in love
i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how I like my books bound in leather I like my men how I like my homework spread all over the table one on top of the other I’m so done with this site omg ...
se4weedbr4in: Clary and Finnick are holding hands and Tris and Caleb are in a relationship and Percy was kissing Hermione.
shutupaubrey: if you say my name a lot i’ll fall in love with you
thepresidentsshoelaces: obamasdaughter: eiffelstower: pizza: hey i like your shoelaces thanks i stole them from the president wtf where are my dads shoelaces I’m here
I finally finished all my process in stuff. I am now in my dorm and ready to a take a nap.
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
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that-one-girl-with-feels: pokemonmasterkimba: meehighmeelo: flyernerd: flyernerd: I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs. Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic. Please, I want this to be epic wow 5 whole notes, this is going to be legendary i’m sending my disappointment through the internet. please help Hmmm…...
mywanderer: when we finally get the sequel to the host
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
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